Go Away Flowers Funny Porch Board Sign

A hilariously honest welcome for the home where visitors are tolerated at best, this porch board is designed to greet guests at any front porch or entryway with bold humor wrapped in beautiful botanicals. Bold white serif capitals deliver the blunt message vertically down the face of the board, each letter framed by delicate watercolor botanicals in coral, blush, and sage green — wispy eucalyptus leaves and cheerful dahlias in soft pink tones creating a charming contradiction between the blunt message and the garden-fresh beauty surrounding it. A humorous porch statement that shares "GO AWAY." Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert and weatherproof construction. Measures 8″ × 46.5″ × 0.5″ and weighs 3.3 lbs; designed, printed, and made in the USA. Display this weatherproof porch board vertically on your front porch, entryway, or outdoor space where it greets visitors with humor and personality. Its durable engineered construction withstands rain, sun, and seasonal changes, making it perfect for year-round outdoor display. A gift of humor for new homeowners claiming their porch space, friends with a playful sense of welcome, or anyone who wants to add personality to their entryway while keeping unwanted visitors at bay. Perfect for plant lovers, introverts, and anyone whose porch should say exactly what they're thinking.