Forget The Dog Dog Porch Board Sign

A home should tell your story — and this one leads with humor. This weatherproof porch board is engineered to withstand harsh outdoor elements and stands vertically along any front porch, entryway, or garden gate, greeting visitors with warmth and a guaranteed laugh. Bold serif lettering in warm gold, soft sage, dusty blue, and russet red stacks the playful declaration down the face: "FORGET THE DOG BEWARE OF THE KIDS." Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert, engineered to withstand harsh outdoor elements. Measures 8" × 46.5" × 0.5"; designed, printed, and made in the USA. Display this durable porch board vertically along your front porch, entryway, or garden gate to greet visitors with humor and warmth. Its weatherproof construction ensures the message stays vibrant through rain, sun, and seasonal changes, making it a lasting fixture in any outdoor space. A perfect gift for dog lovers, pet parents, and friends with a sense of humor about their furry family members. It's ideal for new homeowners welcoming guests to their pet-friendly space, or a friend decorating a porch with personality and charm. This weatherproof porch board is built to last outdoors, keeping the warning front and center for every visitor who dares approach.