Ears Sold Separately Bridal Tabletop Block Sign Decor

Small in size but full of marriage humor, this hand-crafted wooden shelf sitter is designed to sit on a tabletop, desk, or shelf — bringing a smile and celebrating the lighter side of married life. Bold serif lettering in cream and soft white opens an uplifting declaration across a dusty sage surface, with flowing script emphasizing "husband" in elegant contrast: "No One Told Me That When You Get a Husband The Ears Are Sold Separately." Made from solid pine wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 5.25" × 5.25" × 1.25"; designed, printed, and made in the USA. Display this hand-crafted sign on a tabletop, desk, or shelf where it brings a smile and celebrates the lighter side of married life. Its substantial size and quality construction make it a perfect accent for bedrooms, entryways, or any room where love and laughter live. A delightful gift for newlyweds settling into marriage, a wife celebrating her husband with humor, or a friend marking a recent wedding. It's also a meaningful keepsake for couples renewing their vows or marking an anniversary with joy and authenticity.