A hilariously specific observation about traffic patterns that every driver has independently reached, this absorbent ceramic car coaster is designed to sit in your cup holder and state the obvious on every commute. Bold serif capitals in slate blue and flowing white script deliver the humorous driving sentiment across the absorbent ceramic surface, designed to keep your cup holders clean and dry while the humor keeps you sane. A practical coaster that shares "Everyone Driving Slower Than Me Is An Idiot."

Made from solid ceramic with absorbent construction and a convenient finger notch for easy removal. Measures 2.75″ × 2.75″ × 0.25″; designed and made in the USA.

Place these car coasters in your cup holders to protect your vehicle's interior from spills and moisture while adding a touch of humor to every drive. The absorbent ceramic keeps condensation at bay, and the notch design makes grabbing and replacing them simple.

A perfect gift for road-trip enthusiasts, new drivers, or friends with a sharp sense of humor who spend their days navigating traffic and sharing the road with everyone else who is apparently going the wrong speed.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.