Die Without Coffee Coffee-Themed Shelf-Sitter Skinny Sign

A critical clarification about who exactly is in danger here if the coffee runs out, this shelf sitter is designed to display on a kitchen counter near the coffee maker, on an office desk, or bookshelf where coffee-loving friends will spot it and smile. Flowing script lettering in soft sage green renders the humorous caffeine confession across a long, narrow wooden surface with absolute precision. A witty piece that shares "i never said i would die without coffee... i said others would." Made from solid pine wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 16″ × 1.5″ × 0.75″; designed, printed, and made in the USA. Display this humorous shelf sitter piece on a kitchen counter near your coffee maker, on an office desk, or on a bookshelf where coffee-loving friends will spot it and smile. Its long, slim profile fits perfectly in tight spaces and layered shelf arrangements. A perfect gift for coffee lovers, busy parents navigating morning routines, office workers fueling their days, and friends who understand that caffeine is essential to survival and sanity.