A hilariously honest update on the organizational situation from the person whose cows are absolutely everywhere, this elongated shelf sitter is designed to tuck onto kitchen shelves, barn décor displays, windowsills, or any counter space where a little farmland humor belongs. Charming watercolor portraits of four colorful cows in cream, brown, pink, and black frame the long horizontal surface, their friendly faces bringing rustic humor and farmland charm, with bold tan lettering carrying the witty message across the whitewashed wood. A playful piece that shares "I Don't Have Ducks or a Row... I Have Cows & They're Everywhere."

Made from solid wood with a smooth printed MDF insert. Measures 16" × 1.5" × 0.75"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

This elongated shelf sitter tucks beautifully onto kitchen shelves, barn décor displays, windowsills, or any counter space where a little farmland humor belongs. Layer it on tiered trays, tuck it into open shelving, or prop it on a mantel where it celebrates the organized chaos of farm life.

A perfect gift for farmers, ranchers, cattle lovers, and those with a sense of humor about country living. Ideal for mothers raising children in a busy household, families managing a homestead, and friends who appreciate witty farmhouse décor that celebrates life's delightful unpredictability.

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