A hilariously accurate assessment of the ducks situation from someone who has chickens instead and is working with what they have, this tea towel is designed to drape over the oven handle or kitchen counter for daily humor and rustic charm. A warm burgundy hen stands proudly beside three smaller chicks in soft tan and gold, all rendered in cheerful silhouette on the cotton surface, with flowing script lettering in rich mauve-brown sharing the humorous message. A delightful piece that shares "I don't have ducks or a row... i have chickens & they're everywhere."

Made from soft cotton blend fabric with a smooth printed finish. Measures 29″ × 29″ × 0.15″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Drape this tea towel over your oven handle or kitchen counter for daily humor and rustic charm. Perfect for drying dishes, wiping hands, or simply displaying your love of farm life and feathered friends right where you cook and gather.

A thoughtful gift for chicken keepers, homesteaders, and farmyard enthusiasts who live the delightful chaos of backyard birds. Perfect for a friend who raises chickens, a new farmer settling into country life, or a family celebrating their homesteading journey.

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