A simple yet powerful message for everyday life — delivered right where your morning coffee rides along. This set of two absorbent ceramic car coasters keeps your cup holders clean and dry while giving your daily commute a healthy dose of humor and personality. A warm sandy beige background blooms with white daisies framing two bold golden-amber circles, each carrying a message that will have you nodding behind the wheel. This witty set shares: "I'm Allergic to Stupidity" and "I Break Out in Sarcasm."

Made from absorbent ceramic with a finger notch for easy removal. Each coaster measures 2.75″ × 2.75″ × .25″; designed and printed in the USA.

Slip these into your cup holders for an instant upgrade to your car's personality — functional enough to protect your interior, fun enough to make every drive a little more entertaining.

A perfect gift for the sarcastic friend, the coworker who tells it like it is, or anyone whose car is an extension of their personality. Great for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, or any occasion that calls for a gift that's equal parts useful and hilarious.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.