Small in size but full of dog-inspired wisdom, this hand-crafted wooden shelf sitter is designed to sit on a desk, shelf, nightstand, or any surface where a dose of pet-loving humor brightens the day. Soft sage paw prints in pale mint float across a deep teal surface, with flowing cursive and bold white lettering delivering the hilariously practical life philosophy: "how to handle stress like a dog: IF YOU CAN'T EAT IT OR PLAY WITH IT, THEN PEE ON IT AND WALK AWAY."

Made from solid pine wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 5.25" × 5.25" × 1.25"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

This hand-crafted square sign is perfectly sized for tabletop display on desks, shelves, nightstands, or any surface where a dose of dog-loving humor brightens the day. The substantial wood depth makes it a natural accent for offices, pet lovers' bedrooms, or mudroom shelves.

A gift for dog lovers, pet parents, new dog owners, friends navigating stressful seasons, coworkers who need a laugh, or anyone who has secretly wondered if their dog might be onto something.

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