More than décor, this weatherproof porch board is designed to set the scene before anyone even knocks. Engineered to endure harsh weather and UV exposure, it mounts or leans vertically beside any front door, porch post, or entryway fence to greet visitors with a smile — and fair warning. A charming white paw print with a small heart at its center crowns the deep charcoal surface, with bold serif lettering and flowing script in crisp white and soft sage blue stacking the perfectly honest declaration: "Crazy Dogs Live Here. Do Not Knock. They Will Bark. I Will Yell. And Chaos Will Ensue."

Made from solid wood with a smooth printed MDF insert. Measures 8" × 46.5" × 0.5" and is engineered to withstand outdoor elements; made in the USA.

This weatherproof porch board is built to endure harsh weather, UV exposure, and the elements while maintaining its vibrant printed design. Mount it vertically or horizontally beside your front door, on a porch post, or along an entryway fence to greet visitors with a smile before the chaos begins.

A perfect gift for dog lovers, pet parents, dog moms, dog dads, and friends who appreciate the humor and heart that comes with being owned by a dog. Ideal for anyone whose front door tells the whole story before guests even ring the bell. This weatherproof porch board is engineered to endure the elements, so the warning stays loud and clear all year long.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.