A perfectly dry and witty conversation starter, this ceramic coaster brings sharp humor to any coffee table, desk, or nightstand where a friend with a quick mind reaches for her drink. Delicate olive-green leaf sprays frame a circular cream center, their slender stems and pointed leaves rendered in soft sage tones, with bold and lighter sage lettering layering the witty message across the white circle in playful contrast. A coaster that shares "I don't know where you got your opium but I hope you kept the receipt."

Made from highly absorbent ceramic with a non-slip cork backing to protect surfaces from scratches and scuffs. Measures 3.75″ × 3.75″ × 0.25″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Place this coaster on coffee tables, nightstands, desks, or bathroom counters to add a dose of humor to everyday moments. The absorbent ceramic surface protects furniture from moisture while the cork backing prevents sliding and damage.

A perfect gift for friends who appreciate witty humor, coworkers who love a good laugh in their workspace, or a sibling with a razor-sharp sense of humor. This ceramic coaster makes an ideal gag gift, a fun housewarming addition, or a lighthearted pick-me-up for the friend who appreciates comedy that makes you think twice.

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