A perfectly relatable tribute to life's beautiful chaos, this ceramic coaster brings humor and honesty to any side table, coffee table, or nightstand where a busy parent, coworker, or friend sets down their drink. Playful hand-lettered text in clean black outline reads the humorous declaration across a cream ceramic surface, while whimsical scattered dots in sage, dusty rose, golden yellow, and slate blue dance across the entire design, with a tiny rose-colored heart punctuating the sentiment below. A coaster that shares "I Don't Have Ducks or a Row. I Have Squirrels & They're Everywhere."

Made from highly absorbent ceramic with a non-slip cork backing to protect furniture surfaces from moisture and scratches. Measures 3.75" × 3.75" × 0.25"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Set this coaster on any side table, coffee table, or nightstand to catch condensation from drinks while adding a dose of humor to everyday moments. The durable cork backing prevents sliding and protects wood surfaces, making it both functional and playfully honest about life's beautiful messiness.

A perfect gift for friends navigating the organized chaos of parenting, work, or life in general—homeowners and families who appreciate. Wonderful for coworkers who need a daily laugh, sisters managing multiple priorities, or mothers embracing the beautiful disorder of raising a family.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.