A hilariously honest portrait of mom life from the woman who knows it best, this charming sign is designed to display on a tabletop, desk, or shelf where fellow moms will smile in recognition. Four delicate botanical illustrations in soft pink, terracotta, slate blue, and sage green bloom across a whitewashed wooden surface, their slender stems creating an organic frame for the humor within, with flowing brushstroke script in warm coral opening the moment. A meaningful piece that shares "i'm a mom — My Hobbies Include Neglecting My Hair. Repeating Myself Over and Over. Daydreaming About Bedtime. Constantly Picking Up My Couch Cushions From The Floor. And Never Peeing By Myself."

Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 5.25″ × 5.25″ × 1.25″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Display this charming sign on a tabletop, desk, or shelf where fellow moms will smile in recognition. Its compact size makes it perfect for adding humor and heart to any space where motherhood is celebrated.

A thoughtful gift for mothers navigating the beautiful, chaotic season of raising kids, or a friend who appreciates honest, relatable humor about motherhood.

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