A hilariously honest goal for the person whose face has been communicating independently for years, this kitchen tea towel is designed to hang from an oven bar or kitchen hook where guests are sure to spot it, or tuck it into a drawer for daily use. Bold sage-green block capitals spell out the first part of the humorous admission across a crisp white cotton surface, transitioning into flowing cursive script that reads the rest of the confession, with delicate line-art botanical sprigs in soft sage accenting the base. A witty piece that shares "I Need To Work On Controlling The Look On My Face When I'm Listening To Stupid People."

Made from BCI certified cotton with a soft, absorbent weave designed for everyday kitchen use. Measures 29″ × 29″ × 0.15″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Display this witty towel hanging from an oven bar or kitchen hook where guests are sure to spot it, or tuck it into a drawer for daily use. Its generous size makes it perfect for drying hands and dishes while adding a dose of personality and humor to your kitchen.

A perfect gift for friends with a sharp sense of humor, sisters who appreciate candid comedy, coworkers navigating office politics, or anyone whose inner monologue has never once stayed inner.

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