A hilariously honest tribute to the person whose life is fully controlled by squirrels rather than ducks, this hand-crafted Small Talk Square is designed to display on a tabletop, desk, or shelf where it brings a dose of humor and honesty to any workspace or living space. Delicate teal leaf sprigs in soft dusty blue frame the whitewashed wood surface, with bold spaced lettering in classic black capitals delivering the humorous and relatable message. A witty reminder that shares "I Do Not Have Ducks. Or A Row... I Have Squirrels, & They're Everywhere."

Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 5.25" × 5.25" × 1.25"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Display this hand-crafted sign on a tabletop, desk, or shelf where it brings a dose of humor and honesty to any workspace or living space. Its compact size makes it perfect for a nightstand, bookshelf, or anywhere you need a smile.

A thoughtful gift for friends navigating the beautiful chaos of parenthood, busy professionals juggling multiple projects, or anyone who appreciates honest, relatable wit. Perfect for coworkers, sisters, and stressed-out moms who recognize themselves in every word.

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