A hilariously accurate inventory report from the person who was going for an organized life and ended up with chickens instead, this wooden car coaster is designed to protect your cup holder while explaining the situation with excellent humor on every drive. Charming illustrated chickens and hens in warm gold, rich burgundy, and soft dusty blue scatter across a cream background on the surface, with bold script and serif lettering in soft sage-green circles sharing the humorous farming sentiment. A fun coaster that shares "I Don't Have Ducks or a Row."

Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 2.75″ × 2.75″ × 0.25″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Place these coasters in your cup holders to protect your vehicle's interior from spills and rings while adding a touch of farmyard charm to your daily drive. The durable surface resists moisture and wear, making them perfect for keeping drinks secure during every journey.

A gift for the chicken keeper, the backyard farmer, the rural homesteader, the friend with a flock, or anyone who set out to have their life together and ended up with chickens everywhere.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.