A hilariously balanced counterpoint for the driver who holds this equally valid position on traffic speeds, this absorbent ceramic car coaster is designed to sit in your cup holder and present the other side of the argument on every commute. Bold slate-blue block capitals spell out the full humorous declaration across a clean cream ceramic surface, mixing humor with relatable road-trip wit. A witty coaster that shares "EVERYONE DRIVING FASTER THAN ME IS A MANIAC."

Made from solid ceramic with a smooth glazed surface and finger notch for easy removal. Measures 2.75″ × 2.75″ × 0.25″; designed and made in the USA.

Simply place this absorbent coaster in your car's cup holder to catch condensation and keep your vehicle clean and dry. The easy-grip finger notch makes it simple to grab whenever you need it, and the durable ceramic construction means it will last through countless road trips and daily commutes.

A perfect gift for road-trip enthusiasts, your brother who takes forever to drive anywhere, or a sister with a sarcastic sense of humor about the speed of everyone else on the highway.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.