A hilariously accurate statement from someone who has never found out and does not plan to, this beautifully crafted candle is designed to display on a kitchen counter, coffee bar, or nightstand where its humorous message brings daily joy and aroma. Elegant flowing script in soft white renders the humorous coffee confession across a soft sage-green label, the playful lettering paired with bold capitals that complete the witty sentiment. A meaningful reminder that shares "A Day Without Coffee Is Like Just Kidding. I Have No Idea."

Made from 11 oz soy wax with two cotton wicks, this candle fills any space with the warm fragrance of caramel latte. Measures 3.5" × 4.25" × 3.5"; burns approximately 40 hours; made in the USA.

Display this charming candle on a kitchen counter, coffee bar, or nightstand where its humorous message brings daily joy and aroma. The label's sage backdrop and cream vessel create a soft, sophisticated look that complements any décor while the witty sentiment sparks conversation.

Perfect for coffee lovers, early risers, and anyone for whom a day without coffee is genuinely unimaginable. Gift it to a coworker brightening her cubicle, a friend starting her day, or a sister who lives by her coffee mug.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.