A firm and friendly notice posted in every kitchen where the cook takes their work seriously, this tea towel is designed to display folded over a kitchen towel bar, draped across the counter, or hung from a hook near the stove where its humorous message reminds everyone who enters of the house rules. Delicate sage line-art botanical sprigs frame the center of the cotton surface, where flowing brushstroke script in soft green delivers the humorous kitchen truth. A witty piece that shares "Annoying the Cook WILL RESULT IN starvation."

Made from BCI certified cotton with a soft, absorbent weave ideal for kitchen use. Measures 29" × 29" × 0.15"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Display this tea towel folded over a kitchen towel bar, draped across the counter, or hung from a hook near the stove where its humorous message reminds everyone who enters the kitchen of the house rules. Perfect for drying hands, wiping counters, or simply making guests smile.

A thoughtful gift for the cook who appreciates humor in the kitchen — the baker managing multiple projects, the parent juggling weeknight dinners, the friend who loves to entertain, or anyone whose culinary authority deserves to be posted in writing.

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