Small in size but full of parenting honesty, this hand-crafted wooden shelf sitter is designed to sit on a tabletop, desk, or shelf — bringing a smile to parents navigating the joyful, messy adventure of raising children. Bold white lettering on a soft teal surface delivers the relatable confession, with flowing script capturing every parent's most honest moment: "...and then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted in a clean house. So we had a kid."

Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 5.25" x 5.25" x 1.25"; designed, hand-crafted, and made in the USA.

Display this charming sign on a tabletop, desk, or shelf where it brings a smile to parents navigating the joyful, messy adventure of raising children. Its compact size makes it perfect for nightstands, office spaces, or any corner of your home that needs a dose of honest humor about parenthood.

An ideal gift for new parents celebrating the arrival of their first child, mothers and fathers embracing the beautiful chaos of family life, or a friend stepping into parenthood and discovering that sleepy mornings and clean houses are a thing of the past.

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