A hilariously accurate statement from someone who came to teaching perfectly sane and has found the experience instructive in other ways, this absorbent ceramic car coaster is designed to protect your cup holder while delivering the truth of classroom life on every commute. Delicate watercolor wildflowers in coral, golden yellow, and dusty mauve bloom along the left edge of the ceramic surface, their soft petals framing bold serif lettering against a creamy ivory background. A witty coaster that shares "I'm Not Crazy Because I Teach."

Made from solid ceramic with a finger notch for easy removal. Measures 2.75" × 2.75" × 0.25"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Simply place one coaster in each cup holder to absorb condensation from beverages and keep your car interior clean and dry. The finger notch makes removal effortless, and the durable ceramic construction holds up to daily use.

A thoughtful gift for teachers navigating the beautiful chaos of their calling, or a friend who deserves recognition for the impact she makes in her classroom every single day.

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