A witty tribute to the selective hearing that kicks in at just the right moment, this pallet petite is designed to display on a shelf, nightstand, or bookcase for a daily dose of humor and personality. Playful hand-lettered script in sage green opens the message, while bold block capitals in orange, sage, dusty blue, and coral shout the key words, with flowing cursive completing the punchline below. A funny keepsake that shares "I Have Selective Hearing. I'm Sorry You Weren't Selected Today."

Made from solid cedar wood with an MDF insert, each board is handcrafted and unique. Measures 8" × 8" × 1"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Display this pallet petite on a shelf, nightstand, or bookcase for a daily dose of humor, or hang it from the deep lip using a nail or hook. The handcrafted cedar construction ensures each piece is one-of-a-kind, making it a conversation starter wherever it's placed.

A perfect gag gift for siblings who need a laugh, friends with a sarcastic sense of humor, or families looking to add playful personality to their home décor. Ideal for college dorm rooms, home offices, or shared spaces where a witty reminder brings joy.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.