A perfectly clear delegation policy from someone who has officially transitioned out of the workforce and into well-deserved freedom, this compact shelf sitter is designed to tuck onto a bookshelf, kitchen counter, nightstand, or tiered tray where its humorous message adds personality to any room. Bold black serif lettering pairs with outlined text in a clean, humorous composition across the wooden surface, delivering the new job description with the confidence it deserves. A witty reminder that shares "Retired: Ask someone else."

Made from solid wood with a smooth printed MDF insert. Measures 16" × 1.5" × 0.75"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Display this shelf sitter on a bookshelf, kitchen counter, nightstand, or tiered tray where its humorous message adds personality and warmth to any room. Its compact size makes it perfect for layering among other décor, and its witty sentiment makes it equally at home in an office, study, or living space.

This lighthearted piece makes a perfect retirement gift for a newly retired friend, or a thoughtful desk companion for those celebrating this milestone. It's also an ideal gag gift for a retiring teacher, coach, or colleague who has fully earned the right to redirect questions elsewhere.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.