A hilariously relatable goal for anyone whose facial expressions have a habit of communicating independently, this compact shelf sitter is designed to tuck onto a bookshelf, desk, or tiered tray where it brings a knowing smile to those who have been there. Bold serif capitals in crisp white lettering spell out the humorous parenting truth across a soft sage green background, with the phrase shifting to flowing cursive script on the key word for a playful visual rhythm. A heartfelt reminder that shares "I Need To Teach My Facial Expressions How To Use Their inside voice."

Made from solid wood with a smooth printed MDF insert. Measures 16″ × 1.5″ × 0.75″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Perfect for tucking onto a bookshelf, placing on a desk, or nestling on a tiered tray where it brings a knowing smile. This compact shelf sitter slim, horizontal format fits beautifully into tight spaces while delivering maximum humor and relatability.

An ideal gift for parents navigating the daily challenge of managing emotions and expressions in front of their children, teachers connecting with families over shared parenting experiences, and friends who appreciate humor rooted in the honest moments of raising kids.

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