A hilariously accurate self-description for the permanently exhausted among us, this compact shelf sitter is designed to tuck onto any shelf, desk, nightstand, or tiered tray where a little honest humor is desperately needed. Bold serif capitals in soft gray spell out the humorous declaration across a whitewashed wooden surface, with tiny heart motifs scattered across the edges in warm blush tones adding equal parts funny and charming. A delightful reminder that shares "I Am Not An Early Bird Or A Night Owl... I'm Some Form Of Permanently Exhausted Pigeon."

Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 16" × 1.5" × 0.75"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

This shelf sitter tucks beautifully onto any shelf, desk, nightstand, or tiered tray, bringing daily humor to spaces where it's needed most. Its slim profile makes it perfect for layering with other décor or standing alone as a witty accent.

A thoughtful gift for friends navigating exhausting seasons, tired parents, shift workers, or colleagues who appreciate honest humor about the realities of modern sleep schedules. Perfect for coworkers who share the perpetual exhaustion or anyone who has given up picking a sleep category.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.