A hilariously accurate assessment of the speed-differential situation that every driver encounters daily, this absorbent ceramic car coaster is designed to protect your cup holder while sharing the honest evaluation on every commute. Bold white block capitals spell out "EVERYONE DRIVING" across a rich slate blue surface, while flowing script in cream cursive renders "Slower" with playful irreverence below, completing the humorous declaration in crisp white lettering. A fun coaster that shares "Everyone Driving Slower Than Me Is An Idiot."

Made from solid ceramic with absorbent construction and a finger notch for easy removal. Measures 2.75" × 2.75" × 0.25"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Place this coaster in your car's cup holder to keep condensation from dripping onto your dashboard and upholstery. The finger notch makes it simple to lift out and clean, while the humor makes every drive a little more entertaining. Perfect for the daily commute or the road trip with friends.

A hilarious gift for the driver who appreciates honest humor — a sibling with strong opinions about traffic, a friend known for sarcasm, or a new car owner who has already formed clear traffic opinions.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.