A hilariously practical bathroom policy statement that covers every plumbing scenario including the existential ones, this wrapped canvas is designed to hang in a bathroom, powder room, or utility space where it gets a knowing smile from every visitor. Flowing script in soft rose curves over "please" at the top, with bold charcoal capitals spelling out "DO NOT FLUSH" while layers of text in sage green, warm tan, and dusty rose list everything that shouldn't go down the drain — from paper towels to kittens, puppies, and hopes and dreams. A lighthearted piece that shares "Please Do Not Flush: Paper Towels, Tissues & Wipes, Sanitary Products, Kittens & Puppies, Hopes & Dreams."

Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 17”x13”x1”; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Hang this wrapped canvas by the lip on the back, or lean it against a wall in a bathroom, powder room, or utility space where it will get a knowing smile from every visitor. The humor combined with practical instructions makes it both functional décor and conversation starter.

A perfect gift for a friend with a quirky sense of humor, parents managing a household where plumbing mishaps need preventing, or anyone who has ever needed to post a gentle reminder near the toilet. It's also an ideal housewarming gift for someone setting up their first bathroom with personality and a practical policy.

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