A laugh-out-loud tribute to the exhausting, exhilarating reality of parenthood, this wooden inspire board brings humor and honest heart to any shelf, dresser, bookcase, or kitchen counter where a mom or dad needs a daily laugh. Delicate line-art leaf sprigs in soft teal frame the edges, their graceful branches creating an organic border around witty script lettering in muted blue-gray that unfolds the perfectly honest comparison. A piece that shares "Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their parachutes. So you fly around and help them... then you hit the ground, but you don't die... you get up and cook dinner."

Made from solid pine wood with a smooth MDF insert. Measures 12″ × 5.5″ × 0.75″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Hang this piece from the keyhole slot on the back, or prop it on a shelf, dresser, or bookcase for daily doses of parenting humor and honest heart. The substantial wood construction and thoughtful design make it equally at home on a mantel, bedroom shelf, or kitchen counter.

A meaningful gift for new parents stepping into the beautiful chaos of motherhood and fatherhood, a friend navigating the exhausting early years of parenting, or a mother and father celebrating the honest, messy, beautiful reality of raising children. Perfect for a baby shower, a birthday, or any occasion that calls for recognising the superheroes who cook dinner after hitting the ground.

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