A calm exterior report from the hen who has been mentally very busy this entire time, this shelf sitter is designed to display on a kitchen shelf, bathroom counter, desk, or tiered tray where its witty wisdom and farmhouse charm brighten your everyday moments. A cheerful rust-orange hen with warm golden plumage and delicate floral accents perches on the right side of the wooden surface, perfectly matching the humorous sentiment rendered in flowing sage script and crisp white capitals against a soft sage-green background. A heartfelt reminder that shares "I may look calm but in my head I've pecked you 3 times."

Made from solid wood with a smooth printed MDF insert. Measures 16″ × 1.5″ × 0.75″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Display this charming shelf sitter on a kitchen shelf, bathroom counter, desk, or tiered tray where its witty wisdom and farmhouse charm brighten your everyday moments. Its compact size makes it perfect for tucking into any cozy corner of your home.

A delightful gift for chicken-loving friends, sisters with a sense of humor, or anyone whose inner monologue is significantly more active than their outward expression would suggest.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.