A hilariously preemptive emergency plan for the road trip companion who needs to know the strategy in advance, this absorbent ceramic car coaster is designed to sit in your cup holder and communicate the plan before it is needed. A vibrant botanical medley in coral, golden yellow, cream, and forest green blooms across one side of the ceramic surface, while bold white block capitals deliver the witty message in clean sans-serif lettering across a warm terracotta background on the reverse. A fun coaster that shares "Remember If We Get Caught I'm Deaf And You Don't Speak English."

Made from solid ceramic with absorbent material and a finger notch for easy removal. Measures 2.75″ × 2.75″ × 0.25″; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Place one in your car's cup holder to catch condensation and keep your vehicle clean and dry. The absorbent ceramic material prevents moisture rings on your dashboard or console, while the finger notch makes grabbing and replacing the coaster quick and easy during daily drives.

A perfect gift for road trip buddies, commuters with a sense of humor, or the co-pilot who always needs to know the escape plan before departure.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.