A witty welcome for the home where packages are a closely guarded secret, this porch board is designed to greet every delivery driver and guest at the front door with humor and charm. Bold white block capitals spell out "OH, HELLO" in playful oversized lettering down the warm natural wood surface, while smaller text below shares the humorous message to hide the packages before anyone sees them. A charming porch statement that shares "Oh, Hello Please Hide Packages From Husband."

Made from solid wood with a smooth MDF insert and weatherproof construction. Measures 8″ × 46.5″ × 0.5″ and weighs 3.3 lbs; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Display this weatherproof porch board on your front porch, entryway, or covered outdoor space where it welcomes guests with humor and handles rain, sun, and seasonal changes with unmatched durability. Its tall, narrow format makes it perfect for leaning against a door frame, porch column, or entry wall.

A gift for anyone with a sense of humor, wives who love a good laugh, new homeowners settling into their first place, or anyone whose front porch could use a personality. It's a perfect housewarming gift that breaks the ice and brings joy to the front entrance.

Shipping will be included on your invoice once your order is ready to ship. We have a 16% freight cap for all orders.