A hilariously honest summary of the relationship between intention and outcome for the chronically late driver, this absorbent ceramic car coaster is designed to sit in your cup holder and communicate the reality on every commute. Flowing sage-green cursive script renders the humorous declaration across a clean cream ceramic surface, its playful tone perfectly capturing the reality of rushing through life with the words split between expressive handwriting and bold capital letters. A witty coaster that shares "i hate being late but i'm so good at it."

Made from solid ceramic with absorbent properties and a finger notch for convenient handling. Measures 2.75" × 2.75" × 0.25"; designed, printed, and made in the USA.

Place this coaster in your car's cup holder to absorb condensation from beverages and protect your dashboard from spills. The finger notch makes removal effortless, and the durable ceramic construction withstands daily use. Perfect for keeping your vehicle clean while adding a dose of personality to your drive.

An ideal gift for the chronically late friend, the busy parent always racing against the clock, the commuter spending hours on the road, or the teenager just learning to manage their time — and discovering this particular talent.

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